tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-93246212011-04-21T20:11:18.361-07:00Official announcements and generally clever wordy stuff from his Right Royal Spiderness, The Puppet Spider King. Reading is compulsory for all puppet spiders. You will be tested…at some point. Your ever loving and handsome King. The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1118276203576460062005-06-08T17:16:00.000-07:002005-06-08T17:16:43.596-07:00<a href="http://puppetspiderking.blogspot.com/">Puppet Spider World</a> The Puppet Spiders are coming!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-111827620357646006?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1107992197558725782005-02-09T15:36:00.000-08:002005-02-09T15:36:37.560-08:00Just back from skiing in the Sierra Mountains... Bloody freezing. Had to wear 8 pairs of socks (which was nice...because I do enjoy socks as you all know). I can't help but feel that the snow could have been warmer, but since that allowed for extra sock wearing I will not be dishing out any punishment. <br /> <br />As you can see, I didn't break a single leg, and therefore propose a celebration* in the great hall. <br /> <br />Your Sporting King. <br /> <br />*Knee-capping party. (It wouldn't be right to return from skiing with <em>some</em> broken legs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110799219755872578?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1103678339889109332004-12-21T17:18:00.000-08:002004-12-21T17:18:59.890-08:00I've had enough. That damn clock is wrong again, and I've been working none-stop, unlike you lazy spider bastards! I'm sick and tired. <br /> <br />Legs will roll!! <br /> <br />Your exacerbated King. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110367833988910933?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1103465981144056972004-12-19T06:19:00.000-08:002004-12-19T06:19:41.143-08:00Here is a list of acceptable prezzies - <br /> <br />Socks (Stripy!) <br />Socks (Stuffed with food) <br />Socks (Stuffed with more socks) <br />Socks (Stuffed with sock shaped food) <br />Socks (Edible) <br /> <br />You get the picture. <br /> <br />All spiders must deliver my prezzie by lunch time Christmas eve. Of course you don't have to get me anything.* <br /> <br />Your festive and merry King. <br /> <br />*Cheapscates will be covered in chocolate and hung from the tree.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110346598114405697?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1101565056431617742004-11-27T14:17:00.000-08:002004-11-27T06:23:06.876-08:00All spiders must follow this link. This site needs more spider storys, so get writing. I WILL check! <br /><a href="http://www.writewords.org.uk">Write Words</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110156505643161774?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1101489979532122402004-11-26T17:24:00.000-08:002004-11-26T09:26:19.543-08:00The clocks have now been fixed. But don't think that means it's time to stop work. Just in case... All puppet spiders must work throughout the weekend. Any spider found not working will be crippled! <br /> <br />Your Kind King. <br /> <br />PS. Anyone who brings that clock tampering Spider fool to me, can have a lunch break* <br />*more of a lunch moment really...5 minutes. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110148997953212240?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1101489393043644162004-11-26T09:12:00.000-08:002004-11-26T09:21:39.880-08:00Today has been both good and bad. On the good side - Your Royal Spiderness (me) has recieved heart warming news about a possible new alliance. <br /> <br />On the bad side, I have not eaten a thing all day. Therefore...All puppet spiders with names beginning with F or G will be my evening meal. Report to the Spider butcher immediately. <br /> <br />Your King. <br /> <br />PS. Spider taxes will be up 3% from next Monday. <br /> <br />Oh and... Whoever changed the clocks in Puppet Spider World, shall recieve a reward of 4 new pairs of stripy socks* for getting me almost a whole day back for free... Please come forward. <br />*these must be worn during your execution.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110148939304364416?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9324621.post-1101411411908644682004-11-25T11:33:00.000-08:002004-11-25T11:36:51.906-08:00Let all Puppet Spiders hear this! Puppet Spider world is now public....Let all Puppet Spiders make merry!** <br /> <br />Your loving King. <br /> <br />** Compulsory.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9324621-110141141190864468?l=puppetspiderking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Puppet Spider Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16463423868797745013noreply@blogger.com0