Puppet Spider World

Official announcements and generally clever wordy stuff from his Right Royal Spiderness, The Puppet Spider King. Reading is compulsory for all puppet spiders. You will be tested…at some point. Your ever loving and handsome King.

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I am ruler of puppet spider world. Lord of all puppet spiders, I have always been and always will be. I love my puppet spider subjects dearly, especially on toast.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

I'm Back!

Just back from skiing in the Sierra Mountains... Bloody freezing. Had to wear 8 pairs of socks (which was nice...because I do enjoy socks as you all know). I can't help but feel that the snow could have been warmer, but since that allowed for extra sock wearing I will not be dishing out any punishment.

As you can see, I didn't break a single leg, and therefore propose a celebration* in the great hall.

Your Sporting King.

*Knee-capping party. (It wouldn't be right to return from skiing with some broken legs.

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