Puppet Spider World

Official announcements and generally clever wordy stuff from his Right Royal Spiderness, The Puppet Spider King. Reading is compulsory for all puppet spiders. You will be tested…at some point. Your ever loving and handsome King.

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I am ruler of puppet spider world. Lord of all puppet spiders, I have always been and always will be. I love my puppet spider subjects dearly, especially on toast.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Nearly Christmas

Here is a list of acceptable prezzies -

Socks (Stripy!)
Socks (Stuffed with food)
Socks (Stuffed with more socks)
Socks (Stuffed with sock shaped food)
Socks (Edible)

You get the picture.

All spiders must deliver my prezzie by lunch time Christmas eve. Of course you don't have to get me anything.*

Your festive and merry King.

*Cheapscates will be covered in chocolate and hung from the tree.

posted by The Puppet Spider King | 6:19 AM

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