Puppet Spider World

Official announcements and generally clever wordy stuff from his Right Royal Spiderness, The Puppet Spider King. Reading is compulsory for all puppet spiders. You will be tested…at some point. Your ever loving and handsome King.

About Me

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I am ruler of puppet spider world. Lord of all puppet spiders, I have always been and always will be. I love my puppet spider subjects dearly, especially on toast.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Sweet and Sour

Today has been both good and bad. On the good side - Your Royal Spiderness (me) has recieved heart warming news about a possible new alliance.

On the bad side, I have not eaten a thing all day. Therefore...All puppet spiders with names beginning with F or G will be my evening meal. Report to the Spider butcher immediately.

Your King.

PS. Spider taxes will be up 3% from next Monday.

Oh and... Whoever changed the clocks in Puppet Spider World, shall recieve a reward of 4 new pairs of stripy socks* for getting me almost a whole day back for free... Please come forward.
*these must be worn during your execution.

posted by The Puppet Spider King | 9:12 AM

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